Belty vs Bricky
The word has spread from the RTM Buzz Board, heralding the unsung sidekicks known as Bricky and Belty. Both have been instrumental in the success of their heroes, but only now can the truth be told as the two face off in a battle of... something!
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| Belty |
Bricky |
| - DC Comics |
- Marvel Comics |
Winner: Bricky! (Spider-Man - need we say more?)
- Sidekick for
Batman |
- Sidekick for
Captain America |
Winner: Tie!
| - Made of polyester |
- Made of clay |
Winner: Tie!
| - Lives just north of Batman's crotch |
- Lives just south of Captain America's crotch |
Winner: Tie!
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| - Has a thing for Robin's 'non-utility belt' |
- Has a thing for Red Skull's 'cubey' |
Winner: Bricky! (Rrrowrrr!)
| - Acts like a Swiss Army knife |
- Saw more action than entire Swiss Army |
Winner: Bricky! (Also more powerful than the Swiss Army!)
| - Can be used for just about anything |
- Can be used as a brick |
Winner: Belty! (You can't win them all)
| - Fights punks in Gotham City |
- Fights Nazis in Europe |
Winner: Bricky!
- Cool nickname:
Swell-ty Belty |
- Cool nickname:
Tricky Bricky |
Winner: Bricky!
| - Made cameo on Batman TV show |
- Made cameo in Captain America movie |
Winner: Belty! (Adam West's gut rules!)
It was never in doubt, and Bricky is the winner. A re-match could be a reality if we can ever get these two together again, though Belty is wary of another beating by the brick that is the king... Bricky!!!
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