Due to the unfortunate news handed out at this years International Toy Fair by the Evil Hassenfeld Brothers company, GI Joe as we know it is over, and things have NEVER LOOKED BETTER! Tired of out of proportion sculpts, bad colors, and poor accessory choices? Sick of repaint after repaint packed with your favorite troop builder?
ACJ Toys has taken matters into their own hands and will be producing a entire year' s worth of figures for your and your already gigantic collection! Tune up your wallets, and be ready to lay the smack down to get classic new sculpts of your favorite (and some not so favorite) Joe characters from the original Real American Hero run. Don't bother posting on a chat board or taking an online poll trying to get our attention so we'll make your favorite obscure character. We'll make what we dang well please!
Come on, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
(Our lawyers assure us that we can't be held responsible for any of the stuff we say here, so you guys can go and make your own if you don't like it!)