Scuzzy and Lacy are two members of Cyber Squats, a new collection of six-inch dolls that perch atop your computer and bellow out humorous computer-related one-liners produced by Progressive Innovations.

Cyber-Squats are the ideal way to let off steam in the workplace. Hitting them with your hand or throwing them on the ground activates them. Each Cyber Squat speaks six computer or office related sayings, and the doll's looks fit the part. Scuzzy is a quintessential Gen-Xer: part-skateboarder, part hacker. Lacy is the office flirt, while Dingis.com ("I want my mother board!") is the typical annoying nerd. These three Cyber Squats are currently available, and will be joined later this year by Bubba Browser, the boss everybody loves to hate, Eddie Eye-Con, the disgruntled worker, and Webb Paige the office playboy.

Cyber-Squats are perfect for all computer-users, both at the office and at home, and are available for approximately $9.99 at office supply and computer stores. The full line of Cyber Squats dolls can be viewed at the Cyber Squats website. The dolls are also available for purchase directly through the site.

[Posted 5/11/2000]