Why wasn't I told about this? Who's in charge?
You know, for old time's sake.
...and yes, I do realize that this whole new board/registration thing was partially set up to avoid foolishness like this but c'mon...it's the Buzz! That's always been part of it's appeal! Once it's really up and running I promise I won't start threads like this. 
This will take some getting used to (and it should come as no surprise that the lot of us Buzzers seem to be overly nostalgic and presumably have a hard time letting go of the past...see: Star Wars, G.I. Joe, Transformers, My Little Pony...) but it's looking pretty good so far! Glad to be here!
I shall flag you as offensive, sir! 
This board needs some smilies of it's own. A message board without smilies is bound to cause a heapin' helpin' of misunderstandings...
Bobbi is in charge. Porkins used to be, but Jack Napier shot down his X-Wing. Also, Jack Napier killed Bruce Wayne's parents.(Um...whaaaat?)....but don't confuse Jack Napier with Alan Napier. Alan Napier was a kindly old fellow who aided Adam West and his young ward dress up in awful costumes.
Smileys are on my list. I'm just having an ethical issue with telling people not to use animated avatars and then supplying them with a dancing banana emoticon. I'm appalled at how much I love the dancing banana.
I'm appalled at how much I love the dancing banana.
Right?! He's such a happy little fellow.
Sounds too complex. I'm going to stick with Tony Danza, Scott Baio, or Bruce Springsteen. All bosses and/or in charge in some capacity.